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[jedusaur]

During the Pens/Sens game last night, the HNIC announcers were gently mocking Malkin for going straight to the bench after missing a shot and switching out his stick for a new one ("right, because it was the stick's fault"). And then I thought of this picture of the Pens' skate-sharpening area, and... y'know, we talk a lot about Sid's silly superstitions, but it's pretty clear that Geno's just about as bad.

So now I want a fic where they have mutually exclusive superstitions. Like, say, they're normally monogamous, but Sid always has sex after a loss and Geno never does, so they have to accommodate with a special relationship exception where Sid is allowed to bang somebody else only on nights when they lose. Because they're not going to break up over a superstition, but Geno's just saying, he had sex after he lost one time and then his team lost eight games in a row. That's a lot of games to be a coincidence, okay.

Comments

[james]

They're clearly so well matched! I can see Sid, the first time Geno explains, being all horrified and backing away and "OH MY GOD I TOUCHED YOU IS THAT TOO MUCH AND I KISSED YOU THIS MORNING OH MY GOD WE NEED TO CHART THIS AND FIGURE OUT WHEN WE CAN AND CANNOT ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY."

And of course when they explain to whomever Sid is having sex with and it's gonna be someone who is torn between banging his head on the desk at WEIRDOS and being all "I get to have sex with Sid and not have Geno kill me? SCORE!"

[jedusaur]

The problem is I can't think of a good person for that to be. It would have to be a Penguin, but there aren't any other Penguins I'm really fannish about (in terms of writing fic, I mean--I'm totally fannish about Vokoun on a sports-fan level). I guess if anybody decides to write it, they can pick. XD

[james]

They could make a chart of whose turn it is, and when someone gets married or has a girlfriend they have the option of removing themselves from the pool. The rookies get hazed by being told "oh, yeah, and you have to take turns sleeping with Crosby whenever we lose a game." (Which would be strictly voluntary, but rookies. Gotta mess with them.)

Guys could whine about "dude, it's your turn" and "I don't wanna! He leaves bruises and I just wanna go home and sleep." And Geno is all sad and "someone has to have sex with Sid or we won't win next game!"

Dan would be all "Can't we just hire a hooker?" And he would also be "Why is this my life? Can I get traded?"

[silver_spotted]

*chinhands*

[jedusaur]

Don't chinhand at me, I'm not writing it. I don't have time for the fannish projects I'm already working on, which you know because of how long it's been since you got a links e-mail from me for the newspost.

[opusculasedfera]

Oh, god, that sounds incredibly plausible, and also hysterically funny.